Cheatsheet

Here is the cheatsheet to my life:

Born July 14th, 1989 in a Massachusetts hospital at 1:51am
1 brother, David, eight years older
We share the same mother, but he is from my mom's first marriage
Mother, Anne, school bus driver, has a tendecy to be a little negative & use to take me to yard sales every weekend during the summer as a kid
Father, William, puts pipe in the ground, likes to do everything himself & his middle name is Bill, no joke it's William Bill, in Germany Bill is a seperate name then William
(The very, very short story of my family, maybe I'll tell the full story someday)
On my dad's side:
my grandmother (Gertrude) is from Germany and my grandfather (George) from here; both deceased [1973 & 2010]
3 aunts (Ann, Carol, Dale) and 1 uncle (Earl); known all since birth
On my mother's side:
my grandmother (Lillith) is from here and my grandfather (?) is 2nd generation scottish; both deceased [1981 & 1984]
2 aunts (Irene, Sue) and 1 uncle (Albert); only met Aunt Sue

I have 8 cats, yup 8: Gerard, Frisky, Patches, Jr, Baby, Tigger, Mooshu, and Jinx
I live in a house my dad built on his own in 1981.
We own 13 acres of land, most of which is woods/wetlands.
The only places I've been out of the country are the Bahamas and Italy.
The first time I went skiing it was in the Italian Alps at New Years Eve.
The first time I went snowboarding was at Winter Park in Colorado.
I've never been further then Colorado.
I can't speak any language, but English.
I know American Sign Language and various phrases in other languages.
I'd love to have an entire sleeve of tattoos.
Hopeless romantic & seasoned realist.